We watch several movies a week. Every Friday, we'll talk a little about some of the movies we watched that we felt were Worth Mentioning.
CHILDREN OF THE CORN V: FIELDS OF TERROR (1998)
Ethan Wiley made one of my favorite genre sequels when he wrote and directed House II: The Second Story, but he's not infallible. Eleven years after the release of House II, Wiley wrote and directed one of my least favorite entries in the Children of the Corn franchise, Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror. With a group of poorly written, dimwitted, obnoxious youths at the center of the story, this one feels more like a stereotypical slasher than any of the previous installments did, and is so disappointing and underwhelming that it can't even be saved by the fact that its cast includes David Carradine, Fred Williamson, Alexis Arquette, Eva Mendes, and a couple Zappa kids.
After the fourth film took a bit of a detour, Fields of Terror brings the story of the franchise back to He Who Walks Behind the Rows, the evil "god" that lurks in cornfields and corrupts children. The film begins with a kid named Ezeekial (Adam Wylie) taking a stroll through a cornfield and happening across a fire burning in the middle of the field. A strange supernatural light blasts out of the fire and into Ezeekial, apparently possessing him, making his eyes glow green. Take note of that green glow, because it comes back in the ridiculous final shot of the film.
Jump ahead one year and Ezeekial is now the leader of a new cult of homicidal teens, including Diva Zappa and hulking enforcer Jared (Matthew Tait). They're set up in the town of Divinity Falls, where they work on the farm of Lucas Enright (Carradine)... and if you've seen any Children of the Corn movie, you know it doesn't make much sense that He Who Walks Behind the Rows followers would be living on a farm with an adult. He is not a fan of adults. But stick around, the whole Luke thing gets much weirder than you'd probably expect. A fire burns within a silo on the farm, causing a smell like burnt popcorn to hang over the entire town of Divinity Falls, where the children permit adults to continue living, with some of the locals being a bartender played by Hodder, a sheriff played by Williamson, and Gary Bullock as a farmer who describes Ezeekial and his pals as a "nutty bunch of fruitcakes".
The characters we follow into Divinity Falls are the aforementioned dimwitted youths, who roll into town in two separate cars. In the lead car is Ahmet Zappa as a character who is directing his friends into Divinity Falls with blow-up dolls he leaves taped up around the countryside, pointing toward the town. In the second car are a bunch who want to bring the ashes of a friend to his favorite hangout, a bar that happens to be in Divinity Falls. There's Alex Arquette as Greg, Greg Vaughan as Tyrus, Eva Mendes as the dead guy's girlfriend Kir (who has sex with other guys to deal with her grief), and Stacy Galina as our heroine Alison, whose brother Jacob (Dave Buzzotta) ditched their family so he could join the He Who Walks Behind the Rows cult. It's just a coincidence that the cult is stationed in the same town Alison has come to.
Ahmet Zappa's character Lazlo and his girlfriend Charlotte (Angela Jones) are taken out early during a stop to set up another blow-up doll (and to pick some corn from the nearby field), and their friends find themselves stranded in Divinity Falls when Greg crashes their car because a deflated blow-up doll smacks into the windshield. These characters are pretty awful, with Mendes turning in an especially cringe-inducing performance with the questionable lines she was given. Watching this, it isn't apparent that Mendes was destined to have a high profile career. Arquette tries to liven things up with some reactions and line deliveries, but can't make this group seem any more appealing. It's rather painful to have to spend time with them, and we're stuck with them for the whole movie.
The friends seek shelter in an abandoned house that used to belong to a farmer that Ezeekial murdered - and while doing so, he demonstrated some major supernatural abilities that he doesn't use at any other point. Alison visits Jacob and finds that he wants out of the cult. Kir acts like an idiot. And it all builds up to a climactic slasher action sequence where our heroes have to fight for their lives against the followers of He Who Walks Behind the Rows.
Taking a step back and looking at Fields of Terror element by element, I can see that Wiley might have been trying to have a solid dramatic story at the heart of the film and to keep things interesting with his own unique take on the He Who Walks Behind the Rows, but the execution didn't work. The finished film feels flat and uninspired, and it's populated by characters who are dumb and annoying.
I have watched Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror many times because I'm a completist, and when I marathon my way through the Children of the Corn movies, which I do from time to time, I have to include it. But I never choose to just watch it on its own, and have never enjoyed it very much.
But I still love House II!
CARGO (2017)
The directing duo of Ben Howling and Yolanda Ramke made their feature directorial debut with this zombie film, which was written by Ramke and is an expansion of a short film they made together a few years earlier.
Best known for his roles in comedies and large scale films about Hobbits and superheroes, Martin Freeman stars as a man named Andy, who has been surviving the zombie apocalypse on a houseboat with his wife Kay (Susie Porter) and their infant daughter Rosie. Things completely fall apart for this little family within the first 30 minutes of the 104 minute running time. Kay is bitten by a zombie while investigating a sinking boat, and the rush to get her some medical assistance goes terribly wrong. Kay dies, Andy ends up bitten himself, and now he has to find a safe new home for Rosie before he becomes a zombie himself.
The filmmakers tried to put their own twist on the concept of zombies; in fact, they didn't even call the flesh-munching creatures in their film zombies. They referred to them as "virals", which will probably stir up an "are they zombies or are they infected people?" debate among some viewers... but they're all zombies to me. The zombies here are disgusting looking things, as their eyes and mouths leak a yellow pus that turns to crust on their faces. A bite from one of these things takes a solid 48 hours to turn someone, so Andy knows exactly how much time he has to get Rosie to safety after he's bitten. He straps the infant to his back and starts walking off across the Australian outback.
Along the way, Andy crosses paths with other survivors, but they're not contenders to take care of Rosie. The films of George A. Romero taught us that other humans are a major threat during the zombie apocalypse, and Howling and Ramke included some people to watch out for in their movie as well. They also made the wise decision to make their film uniquely Australian with the inclusion of Aboriginal characters, most prominently a young girl named Thoomi (Simone Landers). Freeman turns in a good performance, but we know to expect that from him. What's a nice surprise is to see just how good Landers is in this, which was her first screen acting job.
Cargo is well made, interesting, and at times devastating. It was a great start for the feature career(s) of Howling and Ramke, and is well worth checking out.
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